ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I need to sanitize my soul.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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