Midget sex pt 2 tonight
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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