PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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