Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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