no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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