Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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