i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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