i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Shame - the story of my life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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