No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
