i was born a porn star she said
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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