i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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