Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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