fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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