she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
