these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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