so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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