If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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