Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
