her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
