I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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