Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
