if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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