Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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