Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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