just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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