i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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