She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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