plz talk dirty to me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
