Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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