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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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