we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
