your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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