How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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