I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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