Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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