You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He did a backflip because drugs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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