Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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