My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just gift wrapped bread.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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