i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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