Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
And then he peed in my hair
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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