Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
