True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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