I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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