Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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