last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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