at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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