Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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