Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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