I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
