My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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