just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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