People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Two words: nipple clamps
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