Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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