I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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