problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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