Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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