thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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